{"id":24693,"date":"2025-07-08T06:39:49","date_gmt":"2025-07-08T11:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/reformingretail.com\/?p=24693"},"modified":"2025-07-08T06:39:51","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T11:39:51","slug":"latest-shift4-rectal-rampage-simply-nasa-retaliation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reformingretail.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/08\/latest-shift4-rectal-rampage-simply-nasa-retaliation\/","title":{"rendered":"Latest Shift4 Rectal Rampage Simply NASA Retaliation?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Hell hath no fury like a payments bro scorned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If that’s not the way that saying is supposed to go it should be, because a woman can at least be held legally culpable if she ruins your property or harms your person.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Payment bros?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yea, right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Complete impunity for destroying your life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Even worse once you realize that they want<\/em> to ruin your life, and know they’re going to do it long before they say whatever they need to say to convince you to sign their hot-garbage payments agreement<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Which makes us wonder if the latest Shift4 merchant abuse was catalyzed when Shift4’s founder was ejected from NASA consideration<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shift4’s founder as a choice for NASA was always a bit of a head scratcher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Smart<\/strong>? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ethics<\/strong>? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

What are those?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As anyone who has hired will tell you, you should first optimize for character, then intelligence, and lastly skills, which can be taught.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But if you’ve hired a snake, no amount of intelligence or skills will make up for their lack of integrity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maybe Jared soured as thin-skinned billionaires Musk and Trump went to war, and Jared, who has ties with Musk, became collateral damage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Frankly, we thought it was insane that the administration ignored Jared’s background.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Like surely Musk knows the absolute fraudmobile that is Shift4 after working in payments at PayPal?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Either way, Shift4 merchants are paying more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Just wouldn’t be fair if Shift4 merchants weren’t seeing rate increases now, would it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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