Imagine being in a line of business so challenging that you can increase profit nearly infinitely with 30 seconds of effort.
By a hamster.
Ready?
For starters, we love this language:
You acknowledge that Interchange Plus Pricing rates and Association and Network fees and assessments are subject to change WITHOUT NOTICE.
Why notify anyone if you make a change to their pricing?
That’s not fair to you, the rapist payment bro.
What’s more important, that the customer feels that they can run their business without fear of insolvency OR your profligate space explorations?
Merchants aren’t even being reasonable here: just because we whispered lies to get you to sign our contract doesn’t mean we should actually do what we said.
C’mon, man!
Who did you think we were?
You think because we signed something we intend to adhere to it?
LOL.
The next image is wild.
Ready?
Why the hell are these NON-INTERCHANGE fees showing up under INTERCHANGE in the merchant’s bill?
Is this even legal?
Payments is wild.
Can murder someone in cold blood – while the world watches – but because they were duped into signing a one-sided contract nobody bats an eye.
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