Reforming Retail

Heartland Gapes Merchant 12.4%, And Legacy Payments Have Reached Humanitarian Crisis

A lot of readers don’t believe that legacy payments processing is as bad as we make it out to be. “Maaaaan, there’s no way that legacy processors are giant fraud-mobiles increasing the cost...

Shift4 Tells Revel Merchants to Open Wide

Imagine being in a line of business so challenging that you can increase profit nearly infinitely with 30 seconds of effort. By a hamster. Ready? For starters, we love this language: You acknowledge that...

Olo Allegedly Under Strategic Review. These Are The Only Realistic Outcomes

A rumor has been circulating that Olo’s board has grown weary of losing money by holding Olo shares. More likely, though, the catalysts are pending litigations and shareholder malcontent. That’s...

Jeff Sloan Joins NCR’s Board… and NCR Issues Massive Fee Increase

Could there be a better coincidence? As NCR appointed Jeff Sloan, the King of Fake Fees, to its board, NCR decided to levy one of the largest fee increases we’ve ever seen. In this notice NCR is...

Investors Admit Retailers are Morons, Aim to Move around Them Entirely

At some point enough is enough. There’s a deluge of capital looking for returns and the returns are being held hostage by people who refuse to do the bare minimum necessary to be part of the human race...

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